Bra Panties joke

An Indian lady returned from USA to India and went for window-shopping in local mall. Suddenly she realized that she is late for an appointment. She did not have wrist watch and mobile phone turned off due low battery, she went to nearby small shop on the roadside and asks in a very American accent to the shopkeeper, Wot's the tyme?


The shopkeeper replies in the same American accent, Bra panties.


Confused lady asks again, No! No! I don't need bra or panties, Wot's DA tyme?

He again answers back, in the same accent, Bra panties.


Seeing the confusion between the two, another person comes to the rescue of the lady and says,

O bhai ji, aap samajhay nahin

larhki aap say time poochh rahi hay, karobar nahin!!'


The local man shouts back at them,

Oye, tow main bhi to oonoo time hee bata rahan hun - barah payntis (12:35)

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