A New Metal is added to periodic table in Chemistry

Name: WIFE

Symbol: BV

Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.


Physical Properties

  • Boils at any time
  • Can freeze at any time
  • Melts if treated with love
  • Very Bitter if Mishandled

    • Chemical Properties

  • Very Reactive
  • Highly Unstable
  • Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
  • Money Reducing Agent

    • Occurrence

    Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

    Behavioral characteristics

    It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.


    Please circulate to all scientists and chemists.

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